Crappy Wrestling Magazine - Issue 1

[McDaZzA]

I have seen this done on another forum, and it was quite funny.

Basicaly, one person (me) designs a funny cover of a made-up magazine every month.
And everybody else can write articles, interviews, segments whatever, to go inside.
You DONT have to do any graphics, just writing funny stuff is good enough.

And lastly, this is for FUN! Dont anybody take it seriously. lol

Heres ISSUE ONE!



Have fun!

[legendkiller716]

ill provide the free staples

[McDaZzA]

Wow! Thanx.

Theres enough there for at least a few dozen copies! Nice one!

[legendkiller716]

woooooooooooooo

[CmPunkAsChampion]

I'll PM you that Triple H interview

[Straight-Edge Superstar]

lol at Khali and Vickie. Good idea to start this Dazz some forum interaction

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Interviewer: So triple H, the word backstage is that you are a jackarse.

Triple H: Me a jackarse? There just upset that im heading to Mania! Every year!and i earn it!

Interviewer: Theres been a rumor that Booker T left because of you, is this true?

Triple H: Booker T felt that he didnt get enough respect, BOO HOO. He has to learn that Triple H comes before ANY worker in the Roster!I am winning my Return Match no matter whatever Booker T says. Even if Jeff Hardy and Cm Punk are ten times better than me, i dont care! im vinces daughter's husband! If i want super crazy to win the WHC title he will!

Interviewer: Yes Triple H, So what are your plans for the future?

Trple H: Im a 12 time WHC champion! Im going to break 20 maybe even 40 by the time i retire. Ric flair dosnt need a "Last title run", Not when it interferes with me being the greatest there can ever be.



Interviewer: What are your feelings on TNA?

Triple H: Tna is nothing, nothing without me! Triple H. They can have "Kurt Angle","Booker T", "Christan Cage" because it dosn't matter. All this company needs is Triple H and John Cena.

Interviewer: Thanks for your time, Mr.Helmsley.

[McDaZzA]

Thats EXACTLY what I want.

LMAO @  All this company needs is Triple H and John Cena.

[EdgeRatedR]

HHH knows its all true... he just wont admit it.

[Straight-Edge Superstar]

Man: So Mr. Khali, how are you going to be teaching people how to speak good english?
 
The Great Khali: khali bad wrestler..;::

Man: Yes, I know that your a bad wrestler, tell us how to speak good english.

Khali: khali speck go0d nglaysh.

Ranjin Singh (Khali's translator): Khali speak good english.

Man: Just tell the people how to speak good english!

Khali: khali choppy choppy zuzu

Ranjin Singh (Khali's translator): Khali choppy choppy...umm uh....zuzzuzu

Man: That's not english! Tell them now!

Khali: khali...pee pants....i mack beeg stayne

Ranjin Singh (Khali's translator): Khali....pee my pants....I make big stain.

Man: I don't need to know that just tell us how to speak good english for the magazine!!!

Khali: i ngarrray....dooonttt talkkk 2 khaliey lick dat..u seeek mauuunnn

Ranjin Singh (translator): Khali says, I angry...don't talk to Khali like that...you sick maaann

Man: Tell him to go back to Punjabi Toilet Seat

Ranjin Singh (translator): Khali, this man say go back to Punjabi Toilet Seatty *speaks Khali's messed up language*

Khali: Uhhhhhhh.......guuguguguaugag....peekypekkylolg.....rayyyywwwww...puscabubijuzeis

Ranjin Singh (translator): Khali said that his wrestling skills won't improve and that he want's to have a bite to eat with you sometime if your planning on coming down to the Punjabi Toilet Seat....He said that he is a very cultural person and that he's going to kill with his wrestling skill if you don't say yes.....so what's your answer?

Man: Tell him that I say no... and that Khali can go kill his translator.

Ranjin Singh: Khali, he say no and he say you should kill your translator...wait that's me!! Khali no.....

  *Khali killed Ranjin Singh with his inexperienced wrestling skills*

      February 14th, 2008
       R.I.P. Dave Kapoor (Ranjin Singh)
      Killed by The Great Khali....with bad wrestling skills....Khali has promised to destroy America and Canada with a single move from his repetoire..
    
          February 15th, 208
          R.I.P. (Rest in Punjabi) Great Khali
          Committed suicide when he actually figured out a new wrestling move....We wish his pet pig Bad Wrestler the best..

         


         

 

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Guguugugugug? Nice punjabi 

It was funny kind of

[McDaZzA]

Yeah. Good stuff. Thanks SES.

And remember, If anyone wants to do one thats already been done, (CM = HHH, SES = Khali) thats fine.

Its not a judging competition, its just for laughs.

Anybody can do anything on this topic. Go crazy!

[McDaZzA]

Porn Lover= Id like to welcome into the office's of Crappy Wrestling Magazine, The valuptious Vickie Guerrero!

Vickie Guerrero= Hi! Its good to be here!

PL= So Vickie, I heard Hugh Heffner got in touch with you recently...

VG= He did! He loves my figure and sexy body!

VG= He wanted me to be the best WWE Playboy Covergirl!

PL= Poor guy. I know hes getting old, but I didnt think he'd lose his mind so quickly!

VG= What the hell does that mean?

PL= Well, he either must be blind or losing his mind to want you to pose for playboy!

PL= Coz your one doggy dog!

VG= You better start respecting me or this interview is over!

Vickie stands up and prepares to leave.

PL= NO! NO! Dont leave!

PL= You leave, and I will be fired for sure! I need this job!

VG= Well, allright...

VG= But do you know who I am?

PL= er... Vickie Guerrero?

VG= and....

PL= er.... Widow of the great, late Eddie Guerrero?

VG= and....

PL= Im sorry I dont know.

VG= Im the GENERAL MANAGER of Smackdown.



PL= WOW!

PL= The General Manager of WWE's "B" show...

VG= Pardon!

PL= I mean, Friday nights BEST show on cable..

VG= Thats right your learning fast!

PL= Lets change the topic.

PL= How do you feel your mike skills have come on, since you joined the WWE?

VG= They havent, I have always been this good.

PL= You? Good on the mike?

PL= I have seen better mike skills on Booby Lashley!

VG= Excuse me! This interview is gonna end very shortly!

PL= Wait, Im Sorry...

PL= Well, how about you and Edge?

VG= What about it?

PL= Well, the two of you are currently playing on-screen lovers..

VG= Yes. I bring out the best in Edge. When hes around me, it seems as though hes full of charisma!

PL= But my question is, when you two snog...

PL= Whats Edge's secret to NOT puke?

VG gets up and storms off.

PL= Allright! Vickie Guerrero! Thanks for the Interview...

PL= I just hope I dont get fired!

[-SpaM-]

Interviewer: So tell us why do you think you weren’t good enough for playboy?

Vickey: Well... it is not that I thought I wasn’t good for it because I think I am way too good for playboy and that is the problem...

(Interviewer coughs)
Interviewer: Sorry about that any way let’s carry on...

Vickey: No I haven’t finished yet!!! If you get on the wrong side of me I will have to call the man of my life in here, and of course that man is Edge!!!

Interviewer: And what is he going to do, whack me with a camera or his championship belt.

Vickey: I you trying to say that Edge is a cheat? Well if you are you’d better change your mind about that, as he would definitely beat you in match.

Interviewer: Well... no I didn’t say he was a cheat, any way leys change the subject.

Vickey: Yes you had better do that!!!

Interviewer: Right then... I bet when Edge is stood next to you he is thinking of a way to get away for you, isn’t he?
(Interviewer laughs, while Vickey walks of in a strop)
Interviewer: Well that was the general manager of Smackdown... Vickey Guerrero!!!

[McDaZzA]

lol nice one spam