Crappy Wrestling Magazine - Issue 2

[McDaZzA]

Have a blast!

[Hardyz4champ]

John Cena's New Song
Verse 1
You can't see me
my gay time is now
Ill be in da bed
with not yo momma but yo dad
and all I can say is
yall straight peopl is so sad
Im a franchise player
cause nobody aint gayer cause
you cant see me
its gay time now

[McDaZzA]

lol

Thats the best you have posted on the forums! well done!

[CmPunkAsChampion]

John Cena's interview:

Were joined today by John Cena, to promote his new theme song, "My Gay Time Is Now"

Interviewer: So Mr.Cena, do you think this song you produced with your good pal Trademarc doing 98% of the rapping, is a good song?

John Cena: Are you serious? This is a fantastic song. This motoviates little kids to stay away from me, because I am a suck up, nobody wants to be a Suck Up in life, and this song can explain it to everyone, every time my Gey arse runs into that ring. Thats my favorite part, humping the ring skirt.

Interviewer: So this song does relate to you?

Cena: The song is about me!

Interviewer: What are your thoughts on all the John Cena haters out there?

Cena: I think they have every right to be peeed. I suck up to Vince on a daily basis, i even do his dry cleaning, just to keep that title. When i got injuried i was carrying his laundry with one hand! That HGH bottle really helped me get back on my feet.

Interviewer: Okay Cena, so lets get to the bottom of this. Are you really a kids spokesperson?

Cena: Yeah! All i do is play with children all day, so why shouldnt i? i married that girl for show. Duh.

Interviewer: What are your thoughts on TNA?

Cena: I'd have to do alot of sucking up to get in to that REAL company.

Interviewer: Thanks for your time Cena, good luck with the new theme.

Cena: Thanks! Maybe we can get a cup of coffe?

Interviweer:...

[McDaZzA]

I suck up to Vince on a daily basis, i even do his dry cleaning, just to keep that title. When i got injuried i was carrying his laundry with one hand!

lol best bit, but all of it was funny. 

[Hardyz4champ]

Hornswoggles interview

interviewer: So, Hornswoggle....how does it feel like to go from the tallest in your family to the shortest
Hornswoggle: Good...cause now nobody littler than me can push me around anymore
int.: Tell me more about how you were pushed around
Hornswoggle: The little baby unicorns and trolls and other animals picked on me because my dad was an a**hole
int.: Well, thats obvious....what about your mom?
Hornswoggle: I dont know my mom yet...they've narrowed it down to about 20 of the shortest women my dad slept with.
int.: Ok....tell me more about what they picked on you about
Hornswoggle: When I was in Ireland they called me giant leprachaun, but now people call be short midget
int.: How's your relationship with your a**hole dad?
Hornswoggle: He doesn't say anything when Mr.Mcmahon walks out
Mr.Mcmahon: (to interviewer) How dare you question my sons relationship with his a**hole dad....You're FIR.....He suddenly stops when Finlay comes out
Finlay: don't be such an a**hole...here I got you a present
Mr.Mcmahon: (He opens it) (He reads the label) A**hole shockers....shuts you up when ur being an a**hole
How dare you give me a**holes...Your FIR....he gets shocked....then Finlay hits him with his Shileailey
Hornswoggle: (responds to the previous question) Well... its getting better.....

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Hornswoggles interview

interviewer: So, Hornswoggle....how does it feel like to go from the tallest in your family to the shortest
Hornswoggle: Good...cause now nobody littler than me can push me around anymore
int.: Tell me more about how you were pushed around
Hornswoggle: The little baby unicorns and trolls and other animals picked on me because my dad was an a**hole
int.: Well, thats obvious....what about your mom?
Hornswoggle: I dont know my mom yet...they've narrowed it down to about 20 of the shortest women my dad slept with.
int.: Ok....tell me more about what they picked on you about
Hornswoggle: When I was in Ireland they called me giant leprachaun, but now people call be short midget
int.: How's your relationship with your a**hole dad?
Hornswoggle: He doesn't say anything when Mr.Mcmahon walks out
Mr.Mcmahon: (to interviewer) How dare you question my sons relationship with his a**hole dad....You're FIR.....He suddenly stops when Finlay comes out
Finlay: don't be such an a**hole...here I got you a present
Mr.Mcmahon: (He opens it) (He reads the label) A**hole shockers....shuts you up when ur being an a**hole
How dare you give me a**holes...Your FIR....he gets shocked....then Finlay hits him with his Shileailey
Hornswoggle: (responds to the previous question) Well... its getting better.....

nice one, but lets be fair and leave some for other people who havn't read it okay? We should have a limit 1 interview/section each mag, and if nobody wants to do one Dazza can say whover wants to do another one can

[Hardyz4champ]

Hornswoggles interview

interviewer: So, Hornswoggle....how does it feel like to go from the tallest in your family to the shortest
Hornswoggle: Good...cause now nobody littler than me can push me around anymore
int.: Tell me more about how you were pushed around
Hornswoggle: The little baby unicorns and trolls and other animals picked on me because my dad was an a**hole
int.: Well, thats obvious....what about your mom?
Hornswoggle: I dont know my mom yet...they've narrowed it down to about 20 of the shortest women my dad slept with.
int.: Ok....tell me more about what they picked on you about
Hornswoggle: When I was in Ireland they called me giant leprachaun, but now people call be short midget
int.: How's your relationship with your a**hole dad?
Hornswoggle: He doesn't say anything when Mr.Mcmahon walks out
Mr.Mcmahon: (to interviewer) How dare you question my sons relationship with his a**hole dad....You're FIR.....He suddenly stops when Finlay comes out
Finlay: don't be such an a**hole...here I got you a present
Mr.Mcmahon: (He opens it) (He reads the label) A**hole shockers....shuts you up when ur being an a**hole
How dare you give me a**holes...Your FIR....he gets shocked....then Finlay hits him with his Shileailey
Hornswoggle: (responds to the previous question) Well... its getting better.....

nice one, but lets be fair and leave some for other people who havn't read it okay? We should have a limit 1 interview/section each mag, and if nobody wants to do one Dazza can say whover wants to do another one can

My bad...that was only two I was gonna do...Ill do one next time

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Hornswoggles interview

interviewer: So, Hornswoggle....how does it feel like to go from the tallest in your family to the shortest
Hornswoggle: Good...cause now nobody littler than me can push me around anymore
int.: Tell me more about how you were pushed around
Hornswoggle: The little baby unicorns and trolls and other animals picked on me because my dad was an a**hole
int.: Well, thats obvious....what about your mom?
Hornswoggle: I dont know my mom yet...they've narrowed it down to about 20 of the shortest women my dad slept with.
int.: Ok....tell me more about what they picked on you about
Hornswoggle: When I was in Ireland they called me giant leprachaun, but now people call be short midget
int.: How's your relationship with your a**hole dad?
Hornswoggle: He doesn't say anything when Mr.Mcmahon walks out
Mr.Mcmahon: (to interviewer) How dare you question my sons relationship with his a**hole dad....You're FIR.....He suddenly stops when Finlay comes out
Finlay: don't be such an a**hole...here I got you a present
Mr.Mcmahon: (He opens it) (He reads the label) A**hole shockers....shuts you up when ur being an a**hole
How dare you give me a**holes...Your FIR....he gets shocked....then Finlay hits him with his Shileailey
Hornswoggle: (responds to the previous question) Well... its getting better.....

nice one, but lets be fair and leave some for other people who havn't read it okay? We should have a limit 1 interview/section each mag, and if nobody wants to do one Dazza can say whover wants to do another one can

My bad...that was only two I was gonna do...Ill do one next time

i dont think the verse was an acutal one, iwas just putting it out there.

[McDaZzA]

nice one, but lets be fair and leave some for other people who havn't read it okay? We should have a limit 1 interview/section each mag, and if nobody wants to do one Dazza can say whover wants to do another one can

I dont think anybodys gonna do anything else, so feel free CMChampy and H4C to do whatever segment you like. 

[Mister Kennedy...Kennedy]

I want to do this, but everyone did the stuff before I got here. Next episode I'll write something. OH CRAP! This is a new one. I've been really busy.

[Mister Kennedy...Kennedy]

FOR PERVS ONLY! HOT PICTURES OF MELINA!!!

[Mister Kennedy...Kennedy]

Scott Steiners top 10 steriod suppliers
10. Florida Drug Dealers
9. Vince Mchmahon
8. Major League Baseball
7. Your Doctor
6. Brian Mcnamee
5. Hulk Hogan
4. Scott Hall
3. Roger Clemens
2. Triple H
1. The guy on the side of the street

[McDaZzA]

lol

And Mr. Kennedy, you can re-do the topics if yours is better/funnier. 

Preview for issue 3 - Hulk Hogan!

I will post a proper preview asap

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Scott Steiners top 10 steriod suppliers
8. Major League Baseball
3. Roger Clemens

L.M.F.A.O