Crappy Wrestling Magazine - Issue 3

[McDaZzA]

[Hardyz4champ]

                                                             Vince Mcmahon interview
interviewer(int): So Mr.Mcmahon, tell us why you love men kissing your as* so much.

Vince Mcmahon(VM): Well, it just feels so good and I'm not getting shi* at the club or with my wife cause im frickin old.

int: That is true. Anyways, tells us more about why it feels so good.

VM: Its just one of my many gay hobbies. I just can't wait till my bar steward son kisses it. It will feel so good to me when that little leprachaun does something good for once. He'll love it. Just ask Shane.

int: Has anyone ever made you kiss their as*?

VM: Hel* no! I did it willingly. Nobody makes me do anything! I ask if I can. They don't ask me.

int: Who's kissed ur as* the most? I've heard rumors that it was ur either Shane, Cena, or ur dog.

VM: Don't you dare bring up my real son! Anyways, I've gone to my dog a lot when I was desperate. But, I have to say Cena. He practically kisses my as* every day.

int: So, hows your relationship with some of these people?

VM: I have a great relationship with Cena. He acts like a hardas* in front of the cameras but he loves to kiss it when nobodies around.

int: I've heard rumors that ur gonna run away with Eric and dump ur family and rule the wrestling world. Any truth to this?

VM: Hel* yah, its true! Eric actually knows its his job to kis* my arse, and thats what I love about him. Anways, thats enough talking. Come and kiss my as*

int: Yes Vince!!!!

[CmPunkAsChampion]

I think you did two sepreate interviews in once. Dont do that.

[Hardyz4champ]

I think you did two sepreate interviews in once. Dont do that.

oh the kiss as* and eric bishof one are supposed to be 2 different ones?

[CmPunkAsChampion]

Not everyone checks the site every hour.

wink wink

[legendkiller716]

the non-interveiw with undertaker

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[Straight-Edge Superstar]

Interview with a Hulkster

Interviewer: Well, Mr. Hogan thanks for your time

Hulk Hogan: Brother, brother, brother

Int.: Okay, well, Mr. Hogan, how is it going with Linda and the kids?

Hogan: Brother, brother, brother

Int.: Mr. Hogan, I need a real answer or this interview is going nowhere.

Hogan: Brother, brother, eat your vitamins and say your prayers and watch American Gladiators.

Int.: I'm sorry, Mr. Hogan, but your not allowed to advertise and can you give me a real answer!?

Hogan: Brother, brother, brother, fear my Leg Drop of Doom!

Int.: Mr. Hogan, I'm going to have to remove you from this building

Hogan: Brother, brother, brother, Hulkamania is running wild!

Int.: Security!

*Security grabs Hogan by the arms and takes him out of the room*

Hogan: Brother, save me brother, I'll show you who's boss

*Hogan tries to rip his shirt, but it's an actual shirt and not the easy to rip Hulk Hogan kind*

Hogan: Nooo!!! Brother, brother, brotherr!!

* Hogan get's thrown out and threatens to say his phrases until they let him back in

[Mister Kennedy...Kennedy]

Interview with Regal

Interviewer: Mr. Regal, everytime you say Umaga you say Umanga. Why is that?

Regal: Well, I want people to know that Umanga is a MAN. He personally looks like a big fat girl to me with tatoos. I mean LOOK AT THAT HAIR!


Interviewer: So your saying Umanga looks like a girl?

Regal: Yes, if I didn't call him uMANga people would think he was a girl.

Interviewer: OK? If Umanga looks like a girl to you who looks like a boy?

Regal: Well, that Beth Phoneix...you know the womens champ? She looks like a man-beast

Interviewer: Thank you for letting me know that Beth is a man beast? Do you think you'll call Umanga by his real name anytime soon?

Regal: Never!!! Until I know that Umanga will be comfortable with his real sexuality I wil NEVER!

Interviewer: How do you think Umaga is going to feel about this interview.

Regal: I'll just use my brarse knucks and then knock out that little messly girl that UMANGA is.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time Mr. Regal. I guess?

[McDaZzA]

lol lol lol well done guys! 

[McDaZzA]

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